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Joke of the Day
Brought to you by Laura…
One day a little boy was
late for school and his teacher asked “Why are you late?” The boy
replied, “I had to take the bull to get studded.”
The teacher asked, “Why
couldn’t your father do that?” to which the little boy responded, “He
could have but the bull can do a better job of it!”
Prozac™
Moment of the Week
A certain person (has twins, works at a coffee company) was so
stressed last week that she set FIRE to her
kitchen twice in one day!
Grateful it’s not me.
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All Around the Town…
*Laurie’s twins are
keeping her on her toes these days. They have the uncanny ability to
totally destroy a room in less than 30 seconds, each heading to a
different area, so catching them is not easy. Our hearts go out to you
Laurie. (Readers: if you would like to make a contribution of worldly
advice, DON’T). Laurie, her sisters, and mom went on a little jaunt to
Chicago this week. They attended a taping of Oprah, and word has it that
they couldn’t stop blubbering through the whole darn thing.
*Karen is anxiously
awaiting news of her father’s health and we all hope everything is well.
She is also getting ready for the visit of myself, you know, collecting
more farm animals to chew my shoes and make me sneeze…
*Cindy’s wedding is
coming up fast. A certain entertainer is becoming a nervous wreck at the
prospect of being stared at by godknows how many onlookers.
*Dave has himself a
new multilevel marketing thing going on. Has made a pretty penny (US
funds) on this latest internet marketing thing. Perhaps we’ll see a
future article from him? Can’t wait to check out his new haircut.
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